Look at the picture and guess the idiom (the bottom of the answer) 1: To attend a friend’s wedding, he held a banquet on the third floor of the hotel
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On each floor, a new couple held a wedding
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I remember he told me it was on the second floor, and then I went up and sat down at any table
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I also talked nonsense with a friend at the same table
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When the newcomers came out, I was confused and didn’t even know them
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Then I got up and went out
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Unexpectedly, the man came out with me and said to me: “I have something to do when I go out
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Go back and don’t send me.” Unexpectedly, he said with a bitter smile: “brother, don’t pretend
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I’m wrong like you.” 2: Just chatting with her classmates, she said that her ex boyfriend used to call her little wife
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She sounded very useful and loved
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I didn’t know he had a first wife until I broke up 3: The physical examination before the exam will begin soon
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Xiao Wang is very afraid
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Both his eyes are highly myopic
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After careful consideration, he came up with a good idea
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After the eyesight test, I met Xiao Wang
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” Xiao Wang, you have memorized the whole examination form
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The result should be quite satisfactory? ” Alas, stop it
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I took off my glasses, but I couldn’t even see the stick..
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“4: a schoolgirl was very beautiful
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After graduation, she didn’t work as a secretary with a monthly salary of 7000
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Instead, she went to a marriage agency with a base salary of 3000
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She smiled and said nothing every time she asked
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Later I heard that she married the second generation of the family’s five suites
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No, the matchmaking company asked me to go for an interview tomorrow..
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5: when I went out to dinner with some friends, I almost drank
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Suddenly, there was a power failure
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I was struggling: did I sneak in the dark? Or go with them
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The key is that no one has paid yet? After a while, I called
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I was the only one in the room..
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6: a male colleague went out at noon yesterday and didn’t take his cell phone away
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His wife kept calling
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The female colleague who took a nap was annoyed by the noise
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She took her mobile phone and shouted: “we’re sleeping
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Are you annoyed?” As a result, the male colleague hasn’t come to work today! 7: A man who loves fighting landlords went to his girlfriend’s house to propose marriage
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After dinner, mother-in-law and girlfriend chatted in the bedroom
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The man and father-in-law played against the landlord for a dime and doubled the bomb
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Half an hour later, the father-in-law knocked on the bedroom door and said, “wife, I have good news and bad news about our future uncle
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Which do you listen to first?” Mother-in-law said: “listen first!” The father-in-law said: “my uncle is a gambler! My daughter won’t be poor if she marries him! ” The mother-in-law asked, “what’s the bad news?” The father-in-law said: “my daughter of more than 20 years has been raised in vain
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Just now I lost the bride price…” 8: when my sister-in-law was doing yoga, my belt suddenly broke
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My mind was hot and said: I didn’t add warm clothes
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On such a cold day, your yoga course is hard enough
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When do you remember to wear more clothes! Answer: who will win Source: Jin Shu
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Volume 105
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