What are you waiting for? Welcome to today’s happy source.
People with a lot of work will say: you can relax a little after the end of this month.
02 Jay Chou: Chinese people don’t worship foreign things.
Ask: how to understand “money can’t buy happiness”? A: money itself is happiness, so you don’t need to buy it.
03 it’s very similar.
Life is not only in its twenties, but the whole life.
04 this is probably the small waist spirit, brothers.
I just bought a piece of jade.
Please help me identify the quality? 05 women will only affect the speed of my sword drawing, so you start selling swords? 06 can’t you really retire early in case of trouble? For example, I am now 27 and will soon be 28.
Can I retire at 28? Although I am not old enough, my physical quality is far weaker than that of the retired.
07 have you learned how to wipe your ass together? Try it quickly ~08 world backbone in a year, your fingers may have been sliding several kilometers on the mobile phone screen.
09 Shanghai young women 666 young don’t know how young women are, and mistakenly treat girls as treasure ~10 clowns.
Please stop worrying about your appearance immediately.
You really don’t look good, so don’t worry anymore.
Not long after 11otong got his driver’s license, when I backed up today, my fucking rear wheel got stuck in the ditch, and there was no one nearby.
Suddenly, it occurred to me that I had seen a film and someone had experienced the same thing, so I ordered ten takeout meals.
I wanted to say that I could get ten delivery people to help me move the car out, and then the takeout meal was given to the delivery people.
As a result, the delivery clerk and I are now surrounded by ten takeout orders, discussing which link went wrong while eating.
12 “the lone brave” recently, Suining, Sichuan.
In front of the operating room of a hospital, more than 20 little boys sang “the lone brave” to embolden themselves to the beat of the doctor.
According to the staff of the hospital, every summer vacation, the hospital will perform nearly 100 small boy operations every day.
They have planned theme activities for four consecutive years.
This year is the theme of space astronauts.
Because “the orphan” is so popular, they let the children sing together to liven up the atmosphere and relieve the tension and fear of the children.
13 bronze statuette of priapis, the Roman god of fertility.
It consists of two parts (the picture is shown in the form of assembly and disassembly).
The history of this statuette can be traced back to the late 1st century A.D.
The God of fertility used to look like this.
~14 how dare I break up with my girlfriend after being single for a long time? She said she would print out the chat records between me and her and send out leaflets.
15 unlock more knowledge girlfriend asked me: if there are three girls to confess to you, the first said “I don’t like the world, only like you”, the second said “because of you, I like the world”, the third said “I like the world, like you more”, how do you choose? I said: choose 2 or 3, more inclined to 2.
Girlfriend smiled: shouldn’t you tell them that you have a girlfriend? 16 shoot quickly, or the rain will stop, coupled with a sad text, absolutely, hahahahahahahahaha 17.
The groom is in his 60s, and the groom’s father-in-law is in his 50s.
The power of love makes me understand that age is not at all a distance from 18 children.
Are you lost? There is dirty ~19.
The difference between girlfriends and mobile phones.
Someone discussed whether to tell children that fairy tales are fake, I don’t think it’s necessary.
We don’t believe in fairy tales as adults, For example, tomorrow will be better, for example, I love you forever.
It’s disgusting to be a false virgin white lotus in vain.
