He saw the bathroom mirror covered with band aids! Whenpain,misery,orangerhappen,itistimetolookwithinyou, notaroundyou.Toachievewell -beingtheonlyonewh oneedstobefixedisyou.Whatyouforgetisthatwhenyouaresick ,itisyouw honeedsthemedication.Whenyouarehungry , itiswhoneedsthefood.Theonlyonethatneedstobefixedisyou , But just to understand this simple fact to take life times
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Takingashortcutthroughapark,hefellh eadlongintoarosebush.Hisfacebecameamess.Hegatheredhimselfandstartedmakinghiswayagain .Inthiscondition,hereachedhome, andt riedtofindthekeyhole.Butthosewretchedkeyholesnowadaysaremadesosmall He took a shortcut through the park and ended up in a rose bush, his face scratched with thorns
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He braced himself up and concentrated on his way home again
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In order to be happy, you are the only one who needs to be straightened out
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How unfair the world is! It is expected that people can walk on a rotating round planet
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Fortunately, his wife had a deep sleep
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He opened the medicine cabinet, took out some medicine and a box of band aids, cleaned himself up as much as he could, and quietly climbed into bed
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Hefinallygotinandst umbledintothebedroom.Fortunately ,t hewifewasabigsleeper.Hewentintothebathroom ,looked athimselfinthemirror.Hisfacewasarealmess.Heopenedthemedicinecabinet ,tookoutsomemedicineandaboxofBand-Aidsandfixedhimself, whicheverwayhecould.Thenhecrawledquietlyintobed At last he stumbled into his bedroom
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Then, I had a few more drinks quickly
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He thought, he’ll have a few drinks soon, and then go home at eight o’clock
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Nextmorning,hiswifethrewabucket ofcoldwateronhisface.Hewokeupgasping ,feelingwater- boarded.Hesaid ,”Why,why?It’sonlyaSunday!”Shesaid,”Youfool!Onceagaindrinking?””No,honey,Ipro misedyousixmonthsago.Sincethen ,Ihaven’ttouchedadrop.”Sheheldhimbytheshirt,draggedhimintothebathroom, and showedhim:theBand-Aidswerealloverthemirror! The next morning, his wife threw a basin of cold water on his face
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He awoke from suffocation as if he had been tortured on a water stool
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So he went along with the plan and had a few drinks very quickly, then a few drinks very quickly, and then a few drinks very quickly
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When he looked at his watch, it was 2:30 a.m
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His face was a real mess
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He used superb skills and agility to balance himself and began to set foot on the road home
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Onceithappened…ShankaranPillai(acertainSouthIndiagentlemanyoumetintheintroductionandwillmeetseveraltimesmoreinthecourseofthisbook)wentdr inkingwithhisbuddies.Hethoughthewouldhaveaquickdrinkanggohomeateighto ‘ clock.Andsohedid.Hehadaquickdrink ,andaquickdrink, andanotherquickdrink.Andthenonemorequickdrink
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He went into the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror
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Helookedathiswatch.Itsaidtwothirty .(Drinkmakespeoplelikeyogis—timeless.) Hegotoffthebarstool.Itissuchanunfairworld :amanisexpectedtowalkona roundplanetthatspins.Withgreatskillanddexterity , Once, pilai (he is a gentleman from South India, we first met pilai in the introduction, and we will meet many times later) went to drink with his friends
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You’re the only one who needs to clean up.
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He got up from the high chair in front of the bar
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You forget that when you are sick, you are the one who needs medicine; when you are hungry, you are the one who needs food
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I haven’t been drinking since then.” She grabbed his shirt and dragged him to the bathroom
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He said, “why? Why? Is it Sunday? ” She said, “you idiot! Drinking again? ” “Honey, I didn’t
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Nowadays, people make these hateful keyholes so small! It took him another twenty minutes
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So he went home and tried to find the keyhole
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I promised you six months ago
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(wine made people like yogis, unaffected by time)
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